In their words
Nothing here yet.
Nobody has written one. We are new. We could fill this page — plenty of shops do, and some of them buy the words. We would rather leave it empty and earn it.
How this works
Every review here is from a verified order
We only publish reviews we can match to a real order. We do not solicit them with a discount. We do not remove the unflattering ones. We do not edit them beyond an obvious typo. Writing or buying reviews is a prohibited dark pattern under the CCPA guidelines. It is also the fastest way for a small brand to become worthless. One of the rare cases where the law and the self-interest point the same way.
We have not put a green badge next to each one. If a badge were the thing making them true, they would not be true.
We have been selling for a short time and nobody has written one yet. That is the whole reason this page is empty. Ask us anything a review would have told you — we answer our own email.